Do you suspect that, in addition to being a secret Muslim and supportive of the imposition of Sharia law across the globe, President Obama “favors the interests of Muslim Americans over other groups of Americans”? You’re not alone! A recent Newsweek poll showed that 59 percent of Republicans and 30 percent of all people agree. And it’s easy to see why. After all, Obama has been inviting Muslims over to the White House, defending their freedom to worship as they please, and generally just saying suspiciously complimentary things about Islam. It’s the type of stuff that would only be done by someone with an out-of-control pro-Muslim bias. In fact, here, try this exercise: Look at these thirteen quotes about Islam and see if you can tell whether they were uttered by President Obama or the imam of the so-called ground-zero mosque, alleged Islamic-supremacist-fundamentalist-terrorist-sympathizer Feisal Abdul Rauf. We also threw Christian American patriot George W. Bush in there, for kicks.