she blinded me with science

Skinny Men Make Less Money Than Fat Men

To be exact, $8,437 less, according to a new study. The peak earning weight, it turns out, is 207 pounds. Some advice to those of you skinny dudes who, like Intel Chris, were depressed to learn this news: Google the word “panis.” Suddenly $8,437 seems worth it, no? [Juggle/WSJ via Gawker]

Skinny Men Make Less Money Than Fat Men