That’s the gist of the government’s new guidelines for what to do if a terrorist detonates a nuclear weapon in the city. If you freak out and run around in the streets screaming like a banshee, smashing windows, and biting people just because finally you can, you’ll probably die from the nuclear fallout. If you just stay in your apartment ideally, in the basement and hang out for a while, maybe play a little Scrabble, you’ll have a much better chance of survival. [NYT]
