white men who throw money at the problem

Steven Rattner and Andrew Cuomo Make a Deal

What price must the Quadrangle founder pay for (allegedly) facilitating Chooch in order to get his mitts on the state pension fund? Ten million, without admitting or denying he did anything wrong, plus, it seems from the statement on the attorney general’s website, an apology for talking out of school.

And we respect how hard it must have been for Rattner to draft that statement without inserting the words grandstanding motherf**cker anywhere.

ATTORNEY GENERAL CUOMO ANNOUNCES AGREEMENT WITH STEVEN RATTNER FORMER FOUNDING PRINCIPAL OF QUADRANGLE IN PUBLIC PENSION FUND INVESTIGATION [OAG]

Steven Rattner and Andrew Cuomo Make a Deal