“It’s like a quasi-vegetable by-product paste that you smear all over your toast,” President Obama told a Virginia high-school classroom today during a visit there with Australia’s prime minister, Julia Gillard. Obama also added that Vegemite is “horrible.” We can’t wait for Mike Huckabee to explain how Obama’s disrespect for our close ally’s national toast spread is all part of his subconscious Kenyan worldview. [Australian]