“He is extremely sensitive to any gibes about his business record, which has been up and down over the years. During one down period, I referred to him in print as a ‘financially embattled thousandaire,’ and he sent me a copy of the column with my picture circled and ‘The Face of a Dog!’ written over it.” —The New York Times’ Gail Collins, explaining why Donald Trump (“the man who can make Bill O’Reilly look like the most sensible guy in the room”) is far too wacky to be a serious presidential contender. [NYT]
