Last night the hosts of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report awkwardly addressed mentions of their shows in Anthony Weiner’s recently released sexytime chats with Las Vegas blackjack dealer Lisa Weiss. Sexts like “with me behind you can’t we both watch daily show?” made Stewart (Weiner’s longtime buddy and a wrist cutter) dry heave at his desk. Colbert reacted to the news with a triple pump of hand sanitizer and a warning: “This is a family program and must only be viewed from the missionary position.”
