From his own version of the Sheraton — a set made to look like a Hackensack, New Jersey, Motel 6 — Jon Stewart gave a mock press conference on The Daily Show last night, apologizing for maybe not making enough jokes about friend and Daily Show regular Anthony Weiner during his #Weinergate Twitter scandal. (No mention was made of the fact that Weiner and sexting buddy discussed using The Daily Show as an aphrodisiac.) And then, oopsies!, before pretending to resign, Jon jammed his hand into a margarita glass, breaking it, and slicing his hand in the process. It looks quite painful. See for yourself in the clip.
Now, I’d expect Biden to have the Election Night lead in Arizona.