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Herman Cain Has Decided to Look Into This ‘Islam’ That Everyone Has Been Talking About

Herman Cain may be rethinking the benefits of being the “anti-Islamic bigot candidate” in the presidential race, because, as the Daily Caller reports, he’s decided to “host a roundtable discussion with American Muslim leaders within the next seven days.” The date and location are unknown, but Cain is expected to wear thick sunglasses, which will prevent the Muslim leaders from casting their Sharia spells on him. [Daily Caller]

Herman Cain Has Decided to Look Into This ‘Islam’ That Everyone Has Been Talking About