Dayquan Campbell, 18, robbed an East New York pizzeria at gunpoint just after midnight on Saturday morning, making off with over $1,000. Later that same night, he returned to the shop to buy a slice and was recognized by the cashier, who called the cops and got him busted. Which raises the obvious question: Why would you pay for a slice at a pizzeria when you’ve just learned how easy it is to steal from it? [NYP]