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DSK’s Hotel Room Was Covered in Semen Long Before DSK Got There

You were probably already aware that basically every hotel room (every room, period?) in the world is covered in an invisible layer of semen, but this disturbing and unavoidable fact of life was confirmed yet again when crime-scene investigators found semen traces from four unidentified men in the swanky Sofitel suite occupied by Dominique Strauss-Kahn. [City Room/NYT]

DSK’s Hotel Room Was Covered in Semen Long Before DSK Got There