downgradepocalypse Aug. 11, 2011

Stop Following the Stock Market if You Don’t Want Whiplash

By Carrie Battan

Today’s 4 percent uptick was enough to balance out yesterday’s big dip; a “Confused Traders” Tumblr to match its sad counterpart is forthcoming. [NYT]

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