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Suggested Jimmy Fallon Walk-On Songs for the Rest of the GOP Field

Michele Bachmann is probably none too pleased that The Roots welcomed her to Late Night With Jimmy Fallon last night with the song “Lyin’ Ass Bitch.” If we’re being honest, it was kind of a mean thing to do to a guest. Fallon himself might even think so. But maybe it would seem less mean if they gave all the presidential candidates the same treatment. Which they definitely should. Here are our suggestions:

For Mitt Romney:

For Herman Cain:

For Jon Huntsman:

For Rick Perry:

For Rick Santorum:

For Ron Paul:

For Newt Gingrich:

And, lastly, in the interest of fairness, for Barack Obama:

Jimmy Fallon Walk-On Songs for the GOP Field