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MF Global Chairman and CEO Jon Corzine Would Like to Invite You to a Lecture About Fiscal Responsibility This Evening


However, thanks to the reckless bets made under his watch, the firm is in the process of being dismantled and thus can no longer host tonight’s lecture. Those looking for a refund can get in line.

(Alan Simpson did not return a call for comment on the invitation, which Daily Intel received from an MF Global employee.)

MF Global Cancels Fiscal Responsibility Lecture