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In Memoriam: Herman Cain’s Presidential Campaign

When Herman Cain announced Saturday that he’d be suspending his presidential campaign amid the “continued distraction” of multiple accusations of sexual harassment and affairs, he took with him a countless number of unborn debate one-liners, tax plans with catchy names, and quotes from disco queens. Since it’s unlikely Cain’s campaign suspension is just a timeout, Intel has compiled some of the greatest hits of the candidate’s truncated presidential run. And though it was brief, Cain’s try was almost twice as long as that of the last 2012 dropout: Tim Pawlenty.