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Herman Cain Turned Down Dancing With the Stars

Herman Cain.
WASHINGTON, DC - OCTOBER 31: Republican presidential candidate and former Godfather’s Pizza chief executive Herman Cain participates in a discussion about his 9-9-9 tax plan at the American Enterprise Institute October 31, 2011 in Washington, DC. POLITICO.com reported Sunday that the National Restaurant Association paid settlements to two female employees who accused Cain of harassment when he was president of the association in the 1990s. With many voters crediting his business experience, Cain is tied with former Massachusetts Governor Mitt Romney at the top of the Des Moines Register’s recent survey of likely caucus participants in Iowa. (Photo by Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images) Photo: Chip Somodevilla/Getty Images

“He can’t dance in an eight-count. He can only dance in a nine-count,” is the reason an assistant gave for Cain’s decision not to join the show. Luckily, this leaves him free for The Bachelor: Season 99.

Herman Cain Turned Down Dancing With the Stars