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Mitt Romney Does Not Accept Man Hugs

MOBILE, AL - MARCH 12: Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney greets supporters during a campaign stop at the Whistle Stop cafe March 12, 2012 in Mobile, Alabama. Alabama and Mississippi hold their primaries tomorrow. (Photo by Win McNamee/Getty Images)
This is okay. Photo: Win McNamee/2012 Getty Images

Keep this in mind, everyone with a penis, the next time you are overcome with the urge to hug Mitt Romney, which is probably all the time: He only wants hugs from the ladiezzz.