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Notorious B.I.G. Pal, Meow Mix Lady, and Aging Hand Model All Work in Real Estate Now

NEW YORK - JULY 28: A home stands for sale on July 28, 2009 in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. The Commerce Department announced July 27, that new-home sales surged in June from the previous month, the third straight increase in a row. Sales of single-family homes increased by 11.0% to a seasonally adjusted annual rate of 384,000 compared to the prior month. (Photo by Spencer Platt/Getty Images)
Photo: Spencer Platt/2009 Getty Images

Anyone can sell real estate, basically, the New York Times teaches us today. There’s Klept, from Notorious B.I.G.’s Junior M.A.F.I.A., plus the former KFC and Pillsbury hand model Jackie Dunphy, and the multi-talented Laurie Lewis, “a classically trained pianist and flutist, a composer and a Corcoran broker,” also known as Baxter the cat. You know: “Meow, meow, meow, meow. Meow, meow, meow, meow.” They’re all shilling property now, as are at least one gay porn star, the former director of the Hair Club for Men infomercials, and approximately one million failed or middling actors. So next time you’re checking out a sixth-floor walk-up and the guy showing it looks familiar, do him the courtesy of asking where you know him from. It might just be Keith Olbermann.

Meow Mix Lady Works in Real Estate Now