Nikki Haley Renamed Her Husband

“Michael.” Photo: Richard Ellis/2011 Getty Images

South Carolina’s Republican Governor Nikki Haley apparently knows what she wants and doesn’t want. And what she didn’t want, according to a new Vogue profile, was to date a guy named William.

So if Nikki Haley someday became president, we can only presume she’d start referring to the United States by its middle name, “Of.”