things that happened a long time ago

Barack Obama Was a Stoner Bully

That’s not okay, Barry. Photo: Obama for America/Splash News

When the Washington Post revealed recently Mitt Romney’s past as a cruel boarding-school tyrant, conservatives cried foul. Where were the stories about Barack Obama’s days as the entitled son of a governor? What was the media hiding?

Finally, David Maraniss, in his upcoming Obama biography, Barack Obama: The Story, has found the dark truth of Obama’s past. It turns out that Obama was a bully as well — someone who threw his weight around and terrorized even those closest to him.

Barry also had a knack for interceptions. When a joint was making the rounds, he often elbowed his way in, out of turn, shouted “Intercepted!,” and took an extra hit. No one seemed to mind.

Did they not mind because they had all smoked themselves into a blissful stupor, or did they not mind because they were terrified of Barry?