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Scout Willis, Child of Bruce and Demi, Gets Busted in Very Normal-Person Fashion

Scout LaRue Willis attends the BAM and Paddle8 cocktail reception celebrating BAM's 150th anniversary and BAMart benefit auction at The Standard East Village on April 11, 2012 in New York City.
Scout Willis on a rooftop. Photo: Eugene Gologursky/Getty

In many ways, the details of last night’s arrest of Scout Willis, the 20-year-old daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, are refreshingly normal when compared to what we’ve come to expect from our nation’s overentitled socialites/starlets/scions of famous people:

What Scout Willis Was Busted For: Drinking in the Union Square subway station.

What We’ve Come to Expect: Driving an SUV the wrong way down a highway while under the influence of alcohol and cocaine and Xanax.

What Scout Willis Was Drinking: An eight-ounce “Pakistani beer,” according to the police report.

What We’ve Come to Expect: Some kind of wildly expensive vodka which was purchased for them at a wildly expensive club.

How Scout Willis Reacted When Confronted: She gave cops an obviously fake ID, then admitted it wasn’t her and gave them a real ID.

What We’ve Come to Expect: “Do you know who I am? Do you? GET A LIFE, FAT LOSER!!”

Scout Willis Arrested for Beer on Subway