Dennis Rodman’s Dad Really Owned His Name

Photo: Courtesy of Rodman’s Rainbow

We learned today that Dennis Rodman’s long-estranged father, whose actual name is Philander for some reason, had 29 kids by sixteen women. Philander. Also, he runs a restaurant in the Philippines called Rodman’s Rainbow Obamaburger. That concludes the first and only installment of Things to Know About Philander Rodman.