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What Kim Jong-un Said at the Amusement Park

Yesterday, Kim Jong-un went on a ride with a random white dude at a new amusement park in Pyongyang. But that’s not all he did there. North Korean television has now released video documentation of Kim’s visit, and although they didn’t include any audio in the footage, Daily Intel — using technology developed and stolen from a Mossad research facility — has managed to decipher what the young boy king said as he toured the grounds with his much-better-looking wife.