Pawlenty Offers to Show Off His ‘Tats,’ Momentarily Becomes Interesting

On Wednesday Tim Pawlenty backed up his claim that he wants out of the veepstakes. While talking with Fox News’s Neil Cavuto about Mitt Romney’s quest for an incredibly boring white guy to be his running mate, TPaw denied that he belongs on that list, saying, “If you goad me into it, I’ll show you my tats.” Unfortunately, we’re 99 percent sure that he was joking. And even if he is inked, it’s probably something like a Sailor Jerry–style drawing of Melba toast.

Pawlenty Offers to Show Off His ‘Tats’