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People Make a Lot of Claims About Coffee’s Benefits and Problems

Dakota Fanning, just like ordinary folks, seen with her name written on a Starbucks while grabbing coffee in New York City.<P>Pictured: Dakota Fanning's cup<P><B>Ref: SPL379534 050412 </B><BR/>Picture by: Splash News<BR/></P><P><B>Splash News and Pictures</B><BR/>Los Angeles:	310-821-2666<BR/>New York:	212-619-2666<BR/>London:	870-934-2666<BR/>photodesk@splashnews.com<BR/></P>
Dakota Fanning, just like ordinary folks, seen with her name written on a Starbucks while grabbing coffee in New York City. Pictured: Dakota Fanning’s cup Ref: SPL379534 050412 Picture by: Splash News Splash News and Pictures Los Angeles: 310-821-2666 New York: 212-619-2666 London: 870-934-2666 photodesk@splashnews.com Photo: www.splashnews.com

It adds 75 years to your life! It takes 135 days off your sleep cycle and 23 years off your life if you have between eight and eleven cups a day, but only if you drink it in a red mug with one Splenda. That sort of thing. But never before have we heard “it makes you a creepy serial groper.” Hmm, sounds prettttty dubious to us. Science? Got anything here?

People Make a Lot of Claims About Coffee