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‘Mr. Turpin Saw a Picture of an Unknown (to Him) Male on Ms. Gray’s Facebook Page’

Photo: Anderson County Sheriff’s Department

A 40-year-old Tennessee man who looks like the offspring of Don Corleone and Jabba the Hut became irate last Sunday, smashing his girlfriend’s laptop and hitting her once in the face, after he spotted a photo of a handsome man on her Facebook page. The man in the photo was Mitt Romney.

Man Hits Girlfriend Over Mitt Romney Photo