early and awesome Sept. 28, 2012

This ‘99 Problems’ Obama Remix Is Better Than the Original

By Dan Amira

In his own words: “The year is 2009/ And the White House is mine/ But the economy’s in full mother-fucking decline/ My choices at the time were to shit on the poor or/ Fellate the banks to get elected once more.”

Just watch. It’s magical.

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