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Mitt Romney Doesn’t Get Why Airplane Windows Don’t Open [Updated]

 Republican presidential candidate, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney looks out the window of his campaign plane trying to locate his house after taking off from San Diego International Airport enroute to Colorado on May 28, 2012. Romney spoke at a Memorial Day tribute with U.S. Sen John McCain before heading to Colorado.
“What I wouldn’t do for a breath of fresh air.” Photo: Justin Sullivan/Getty Images

Mitt Romney, a 65-year-old man with two advanced degrees, has no idea why they don’t let you open airplane windows mid-flight, according to his own remarks at a fund-raiser in Beverly Hills on Saturday:


Romney’s wife, Ann, was in attendance, and the candidate spoke of the concern he had for her when her plane had to make an emergency landing Friday en route to Santa Monica because of an electrical malfunction.

I appreciate the fact that she is on the ground, safe and sound. And I don’t think she knows just how worried some of us were,” Romney said. “When you have a fire in an aircraft, there’s no place to go, exactly, there’s no — and you can’t find any oxygen from outside the aircraft to get in the aircraft, because the windows don’t open. I don’t know why they don’t do that. It’s a real problem.”

To answer Romney: Airplane cabins are pressurized to allow people to, you know, breathe and stay conscious and such at high altitudes — things that are important for everyone who isn’t an advanced robot covered in a highly convincing outer layer of humanesque skin and facial features.

Romney Wonders Why Airplane Windows Don’t Open