stupid crime of the day

Wisconsin Man Could Not Resist Sex With Couch

Look, if a dude wants to bang a couch in the privacy of his home, that’s his problem. Live and let living people screw inanimate objects, is what we think. But why did 46-year-old Wisconsin man Gerard Streator need to have sex with a couch on the street? Was the couch just too hot to resist? Those curves, those come hither arm rests.