The Various Fruity Drinks of a Suspected Terrorist

Photo: Armstrong Photo/Starbucks

According to a front-page story in today’s New York Times, an alleged ringleader of the September 11 attack in Libya, Ahmed Abu Khattala, is so unconcerned about being caught by the United States that he “spent two leisurely hours on Thursday evening at a crowded luxury hotel, sipping mango juice on a patio and scoffing at the threats coming from the American and Libyan governments.” But a correction appended soon after just made things worse: “It was a strawberry frappe, not mango juice, which is what he had ordered.” This man must be stopped.

New York Times Strawberry Frappe Correction