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After a Week of Waiting for Everything, New Yorkers Complain About Voting Lines

Even Bloomberg had to wait. Photo: nycmayorsoffice

What is this — the 1800s?” “I better get an iPad mini at the end!” “This is the line for gas, right?”

Odds are if you vote in New York City today, you’ll hear some variation of these jokes. To be fair, over the last seven days, New Yorkers might have spent more time collectively waiting in line than any week since the Great Depression, and only a sliver of that was by choice. From the Apple store to makeshift bus shuttles to gas stations, the waits have been interminable and endlessly Instagrammed. In fact, the only thing that hasn’t faltered throughout these trying days is people’s unabashed willingness to broadcast their (in a some cases, justified) impatience to the world.

Yes, the lines at the polls are long: There was, as you may have heard, a huge hurricane last week that upended the organization of many polling stations and required some last-minute improvisation. Even without a natural disaster days before the main event, we live in a city of 8 million people, half of whom are registered voters — there was always going to be a wait.

One difference this time around is that not-unique anticipation of standing around a high-school gym before filling in a few bubbles can be documented exhaustively by the millions of people plugged into to an array of linked social media profiles. Just in case you thought you and your neighborhood were alone in your frustration:

Now, there are plenty of patriotic individuals standing around with a smile, fully aware of the fact that exercising their right to vote is a wonderful privilege, that there are people still suffering and in line because they have to be, and that texting your friends while standing beats being at work.

To everyone else, relax — it’s almost over. And civic duty aside, at least at the end of the voting line, you don’t have to spend any money.

New Yorkers Complain About Voting Lines