Photo: Twitter
The passengers of Carnival Triumph were originally supposed to disembark from their piss-soaked hell this afternoon in Mobile, Alabama. Then officials pushed the expected arrival time until night “because of winds,” one passenger told the AP. And now, as you can see in the tweet above, a tow line from one of the tugboats that have been slowly pulling the Triumph ashore has snapped, and the ship won’t move until it’s fixed. Who’s up for another game of shufflepoop?
Update, 3:40 p.m.: The tow line has been fixed but we’re sure something else will go wrong soon because God hates this cruise.
