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Michelle Malkin Derides Liberals Through Humorous Dance Video

Following Jimmy Fallon and Michelle Obama’s performance of the “Evolution of Mom Dancing,” conservative writer Michelle Malkin is starring in a video of her own called the “Evolution of Liberal Dance.” We can see how it would be mildly amusing to right-wingers, considering the low bar that conservative humor faces. Liberals will probably just find it embarrassing. (Our personal favorite is the “Sequester Shake,” because we have no idea what it means and we’re pretty sure the entire joke is “alliteration.”)

Somewhere, someone is already working on an “Evolution of Conservative Dance” video, and American politics will finally turn into the dance-off it was always destined to become.

Michelle Malkin Mocks Liberals Through Dance