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The ‘Pregnant Prison Guard’ Headlines the New York Post Should Have Used

Somehow, the tabloids restrained themselves from coming up with an outrageous cover for the story of Ronell Wilson, the maybe mentally disabled convicted cop killer who managed to (allegedly) impregnate a prison guard while fighting a death sentence. Not our commenters! We’ve selected the top reader-submitted headlines — skipping some of the horrible, hilariously offensive ones — and declared a winner, because if the New York Post isn’t going to do it, someone had to.

H/T: RealityCzech
H/T: KJonesIII
H/T: RealityCzech

And the winner is 


(A special shout-out to rebeccarose2004 for getting the game going.)

New York Post Cop Killer Baby Headlines