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How Much Would You Have to Get Paid to Listen to ‘Small World’ For Half an Hour?

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Not only did Disneyland’s Small World ride break down on Jose Martinez in 2009, trapping him aboard for half an hour while “It’s a Small World” played on, he had to pee the whole time, his lawsuit said. And Martinez uses a wheelchair so he couldn’t just get out of the boat and run off like he doubtless wanted. If the $8,000 a court saw fit to award him for his pain and suffering doesn’t seem low to you, sit through this fifteen-minute video of the ride and check again.

How Much Is Half an Hour of ‘Small World’ Worth?