it's science Apr. 24, 2013

One of NASA’s Rovers Drew a Big Penis on Mars

By Dan Amira

The aliens who see this someday are going to think we were obsessed with penises and they will be right. Photo: NASA

They said it couldn’t be done. Or maybe they didn’t say anything about it at all. Either way, we did it. We drew a giant penis on the surface of Mars. ~~Mission~~ Something amazing accomplished.

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