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Councilman Dan Halloran Can’t Handle Endless Scandals and Politics

Apparently there is no longer a place in the New York City Council for a neo-heathenist accused of taking bribes to fix the mayoral race and sleeping with not one but two young female staffers. “Regrettably, I must now focus my attention on clearing my name and restoring my reputation,” said Councilman Dan Halloran today in a statement announcing he will not run for reelection. More time for hijinks!

Dan Halloran Not Running for Reelection