Satan’s favorite cable company will no longer require you to wait around all day, instead offering one-hour appointment windows in Manhattan, Mt. Vernon, Bergen County, and Staten Island (with better service in Brooklyn and Queens allegedly coming soon). Supposedly “new tablet-based software” and text-message alerts will help: “If a technician knows their appointment is going to run late, we can reroute the closest technician to pick up their slack for their next appointment,” a TWC spokesperson said. Breath-holding not recommended.
[B]ad systems corrupt good individuals [by] enlisting our self-interest to convince us to betray our values. And make no mistake: America’s campaign finance system is a disaster. Most candidates can’t self-finance their campaigns, so they spend a disproportionate amount of time asking the rich to donate to their campaigns. Those donations are limited to $2,800 per individual, but the Supreme Court believes political spending is a protected form of free speech, so the rich can spend as much as they want on their own campaigns, or on Super PACs to push their political agendas.
Populists like Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, and, in his complicated and contradictory ways, even Donald Trump, have risen in part because Americans loathe seeing their political system bought by the rich. Bloomberg isn’t so much a defense against those critiques as he is a confirmation of them. The populists say that politics is rigged, elections are bought by those with enough money to spend, modern liberalism is mere lipstick on perpetual corporatism. Bloomberg is here to test whether they’re right. He may pitch himself to centrists as an answer to the populists, but in leveraging his fortune to fight them, he offers the country the (hopefully) false choice between populism and oligarchy.