
Although initial reports blamed the guy with the “Help! I need money for weed” sign in Friday’s brutal blue-pen stabbing of the guy with the “Spare change for pot, pizza and beer” sign, the New York Times clarifies that the accused is actually Weed Head (catchprase: “I am the weed man. I’m too sexy for you to see me”), whose more elaborate cardboard helmet reads, “Weed all day weed all night.” Easily mistaken.