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Nazi Dad Expecting Another Child He’ll Try to Ruin

New Jersey Nazi Heath Campbell, who has lost custody of his four children (named Adolf Hitler, Aryan Nation, Honzlynn, and Hons Heinrich), is expecting another, just to spite us. “If it’s a girl, it’s gonna be Eva Braun,” said his fiancée, who has also lost custody of her young child with a different man. “If it’s a boy … I’m thinking Rommel.” Child Protective Services probably appreciates the notice, at least.

New Jersey Nazi Dad Expecting Another to Ruin