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Why Vladimir Putin Was Shushing President Obama, Probably

US President Barack Obama (L) holds a bilateral meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin during the G8 summit at the Lough Erne resort near Enniskillen in Northern Ireland, on June 17, 2013. The conflict in Syria was set to dominate the G8 summit starting in Northern Ireland on Monday, with Western leaders upping pressure on Russia to back away from its support for President Bashar al-Assad.
Shhh. Photo: Jewel Samad/AFP/Getty Images

This moment happened during the G8 summit in Northern Ireland today. We have no idea what Vladimir Putin is saying, but we’re happy to wildly speculate:

Shhh. No more talking. I am telling my judo stories.”

I did steal that ring. I wear it to impress prostitutes. Shhh.”

“My secret passion is crocheting. Shhh.”

“I don’t plan on ever stepping down as president. Shhh.”

“Can I tell you something? I hate vodka. Hate it. Shhh.”

Why Putin Was Shushing Obama, Probably