July 2, 2013

American Ruins Canada Day

By Dan Amira

Canadian #1: My American friend is so nice, eh? He baked me this Canada cake for Canada Day.

Canadian #2: What a swell guy.

French Canadian: Oui, oui.

Canadian #1: [cuts cake] Oh no! It’s an American flag!

Canadian #2: Darn it!

Canadian #1: Hey! Language, come on.

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