Dog Tries to Ride the Bus in Staten Island

A dog boarded a bus on Staten Island earlier today, sans human. “The dog jumped on the bus at Deppe Place at about 7 a.m., trotted to the back of the bus, past a crowd of riders, took a seat and didn’t pay the fare,” the Staten Island Advance reports

The dog, which is now at an animal shelter awaiting its owner, was later filmed in the empty bus. “Woof, woof,” the dog says, which roughly translates into “Just take me to the goddamn ferry already.”