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Judge Can’t Take Woman-Punching Spider-Man Case Seriously

The defendant is not leaping into action — no pun intended,” said Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Steven Statsinger today, probably intending the pun, as the Times Square Spider-Man accused of punching a mom who didn’t tip rejected a plea deal. No, not the Cookie Monster. Or Elmo. Or Mario. Or Weed Man. The other guy.

Judge Makes Spider-Man Pun About Woman-Puncher