George Simpson, a driver for NJ Transit, wasn’t very subtle about it either. His penis was “totally exposed” as he pleasured himself while ferrying a “packed bus” full of passengers through the Lincoln Tunnel on June 24, according to a video shot by a rider who was sitting right there. And it wasn’t just a casual, “Eh, I’m bored, maybe I’ll touch my penis a little bit” kind of thing, no — Simpson saw this session to its, ahem, fruition. He was “removed from service without pay” and charged with a number of crimes.
