impending disasters July 2, 2013

The Ooze or Something Like It Is Finally Coming for Brooklyn

By Joe Coscarelli

There’s something about the words “A LARGE AMOUNT OF A THICK UNKNOWN SUBSTANCE ARISING FROM THE STREET” that makes us yearn for a young Bill Murray or teenage mutants. (Everything’s fine; it’s probably just oil.)

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