John Kerry doing … something.
Photo: US Department of State
A) Performing the cancan for a group of underprivileged youths.
B) Stretching out the ass of his sweet new pair of dad jeans.
C) Following through after kicking a soccer ball with his hands in his pockets for some reason.
D) Failing a field sobriety test.
E) Skipping because he just got laid.
And the answer is …. (scroll down)
C) Following through after kicking a soccer ball with his hands in his pockets for some reason!
