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A) Mocking Wilford Brimley, who was at the White House today to discuss his ideas for combating The Diabeetus.
B) Mocking the mustaches of the undefeated 1972 Miami Dolphins, who were honored at the White House today for some reason.
C) Mocking John Bolton’s enormous walrus mustache, just because.
D) Performing the mating call of a rare jungle bird during an appearance at a third-grade science classroom in Maryland.
E) Covering up the ill-advised John Waters–style pencil mustache that he grew over the weekend.
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B) Mocking the mustaches of the undefeated 1972 Miami Dolphins, who were honored at the White House today for some reason!
