After filming his movie Rosewater in Jordan for the past few months, Jon Stewart returned from his long hiatus just in time to stake out a position on a potential military campaign against Syria, a debate that has split liberals and conservatives alike. And it turns out that Stewart is not a fan. “Oh right, we have to bomb Syria because we’re in seventh grade, and the red line they crossed is actually a dick-measuring ribbon.” His suggested name for the “ineffective,” limited strikes being proposed: Operation Just the Tip.
