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Mysterious Parachuters Dressed in Black Landed in Lower Manhattan Last Night

Like this, except in the dark. Photo: AFP/Getty Images

Monday morning’s weirdest developing story/publicity stunt involves two people in dark suits falling out of the sky and touching down outside the Goldman Sachs building around 3 a.m., NBC New York reports. “It’s not clear what they were doing or where they came from,” but there is video footage of the incident, and the NYPD is looking into it. We have so many questions.

Is this for a BASE jumping YouTube video? A Breaking Bad tie-in? Grand Theft Auto? An elaborate metaphor for the financial crises? Stay tuned!

Parachuters Land Near Goldman Sachs Building